Duchess Clawdia
Velvet extortion, premium sunbeam hoarding.
Rich-aunt poise for cats who make consequences wait outside.
NEON STRAYS genre file / couture-cats
Kitty Couture
Red-carpet merch for cats who arrive late and make the cameras apologize.
No booking board. No mugshot gag. This room is velvet ropes, dramatic collars, flashbulbs, and the quiet violence of perfect posture.
Room rule
Fashion-premiere energy, alley-store wiring.
Kitty Couture keeps the NEON STRAYS bite but changes the camera. The products lean polished, composed, and overconfident: jeweled collars, high-drama poses, boutique-label attitude, and zero patience for being called cute by strangers.
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Purrjury Princess
Pageant polish with a fake innocent face.
For the cat who saw nothing, did everything, and adjusted the lighting.
Hex Collar
No GPS. Just vibes.
Accessory-tag energy for the pet that refuses the word pet.
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